Veggies + Sugar= No calorie intake, right?

Yummy veggies, carrotts, broccoli, cucumbers, peppers-- all very healthy.
Yummy 'Hello Dolly' bars with probably hundreds of calories.

It should work like a math equation.  So....

If you eat Healthy plus nonHealthy food,

the calories neutralize each other, right?

Right... don't we all wish?